On the way to the house this morning Engel and I realised something.
You are expecting a workman at between 10am and 2pm. If you turn up at the house late then you will have missed the workman. If you turn up on time he won’t turn up until after 2pm. Thus the workman is in a state of quantum flux both being late and early whilst on the journey to the house. Whether he is dead or not is another matter however.
Quantum physics was never my strong point but being able to describe wave particle duality using workmen at 8 in the morning is quite impressive. Needless to say the workman turned up at 12:15 as soon as lunch came out of the oven, that’s just sod’s law.
Update: We have a house now! And as of 12:30, internet. Its just taken me over six and a half hours to find a spare moment to tell you all this.